Appropriately filed under the “What the Poop?” category…
The other day I somehow received a trial package of two Depends in the mail (get yours here!!!). When I opened the package I stared at the diapers in confusion; rightfully so, too, seeing as I’m only twenty-six and haven’t crapped my pants in years. I figured it was some sort of prank by one of my friends, but it turned out that no one had a clue. Apparently the Kimberly-Clark company…
…seems to think I’ll be needing them.
Anyway, after Verbal confessed to one of my posts giving him a leaky bumb-bumb damn (Snow spits fire), I figured it was a good time to share my story, tell the TECB-readers of our laxative qualities, and nonsensically upload some hip-hop music.
(I remember using the KRS line “I represent peace and knowledge but I will contradict that” for some assignment in college. What a geek.)
And, before I sign off, some more quasi-crap-related news — I finally found the Choco Taco I had been desperately seeking for. It’s kind of disgusting that I bring that up now, or even be making a post with so much poop-talk, but read my Choco Taco entry and you’ll get it. Hopefully.
Filed under: Hip-Hop, Music, What The Creek !?! Tagged: | Big Pun, Depends, KRS-One, Show & AG
