A joint going out to all you mo-mo’s who “like words” too much to get down with some fine instrumental tunes… Get the above single for free, and the rest of the EP for a small fee over at White’s Bandcamp page (along with all of the other goodies that I put you on to [...]
Filed under: For All The Broke Willies, Hip-Hop, If You Don't Know, Now You Know, Music | Tagged: Guilty Simpson, Paul White | 2 Comments »
After a much-needed makeover, we pulled this fatty… …from our header to go with the cleaner, non-offensive one you can now see above. Even though everyone can agree that our new appearance is better by a country mile, a couple of people have actually said how they missed the mammoth man eating the basketball-sized burger. [...]
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To all my dudes : I dare you to watch this video and not have your pants get a few inches shorter. To my lady : A spade is a spade. Rihanna is a dope spade. To Rihanna : What Jay-Z is to Roc-a-fella I am to retail wireless sales.
Filed under: Hip-Hop, Music | Tagged: Boner jokes, Rihanna, Rihanna's thighs makes me highs, Rude Boy | 10 Comments »
I could extend our “Gangsta’s in the Kitchen Doing Gangsta Shit” series here but I don’t go near the kitchen. Not because I’m super sexist, but because my parents are cousins and I was born half retarded. Plus everyone knows how to make mashed potates. You peel them shits. Smash them shits. Whip them shits. [...]
Filed under: Album Talk/Review, Hip-Hop, If You Don't Know, Now You Know, Music | Tagged: Beastie Boys, Jews can rap, Mashed Potatoes, Q-Tip | 4 Comments »
The other day I bought a couple Too Short albums — Shorty The Pimp and Cocktails. I’ve had Shorty on cassette for years now and thought it was about time to upgrade to the CD format, especially because I haven’t had a tape player since I scrapped the Camry a year ago. Not to mention [...]
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