Is Valentines Day boring you?

Then you obviously need some explosions and boobs.
You’re welcome.

Super absorbency. For heavy droppings. Nast.

Appropriately filed under the “What the Poop?” category…

The other day I somehow received a trial package of two Depends in the mail (get yours here!!!).  When I opened the package I stared at the diapers in confusion; rightfully so, too, seeing as I’m only twenty-six and haven’t crapped my pants in years.  I figured it [...]

Ya’ best protect ya’ deck

If I wasn’t so certain of my lanky-limbs fracturing to pieces as an instant and guaranteed result of a skateboarding attempt, I would have probably tried it at some point in my life .  And then I would have taken my stash of 12,390 yen (about $140 American) over to the Applebum website and scooped [...]

GTFOMP.

Thanks to FrO for the sound-clip.

In all seriousness, I have a question for y’all…

I wanted to post this song, “B-Boys Makin’ with the Freak Freak,” by the Beastie Boys for a couple reasons.  First off, I think the Beastie’s are too oft overlooked for their funky-ass production.  If you have yet to notice, they’ve dabbled in a number of genres of music throughout their career as a group, [...]