My vice other than booze, coffee, and meth… amazon.com

One of the few perks of working retail cell phone sales is (no, not nuddie mms day… you’d be surprised of the lack of shame fat fucks have. I digest.) winning sales contests here and there. Free shit gets nice. I’ve won some phones here and there and 2009 brought a gift certificate to Royal Caribbean. 2010, however, got me some points that I could redeem for a gang of shotty merchandise or gift cards from some hand picked retailers that probably use my location in their sales incentive games. Naturally I picked amazon.com since Newbury Comics wasn’t one of the four retail stores chosen, plus I’d have to use up that cruise gift certificate and take a Columbus-style trip ’round the Americas to get to the closest one.

The majority of my gift card went towards a video game for my cousin’s son back home. Lego Indiana Jones already in the shopping cart, I went all out on my wish list of 300+ and just started adding every $.01 album I had on there. After shipping costs, my total ended up dipping $25 over my gift card balance and into my debit card, but I think it will be worth it. Peep my jerk off CD list I ended up with :

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“You wanna’ be a conscious rapper, right? I’ll hit you in the head, make you an unconscious rapper”

“Murder” is another one of my favorite ’09 crack rocks.  It’s off JS-1′s Ground Original 2, which, aside from said track, the Large Pro joint, and show-stealing Supastition verse (he does that a lot), was a mediocre album at best — a shame considering how dope the first Ground Original is.  But, regardless of how the album plays on a whole, there’s no denying that “Murder” is one hell of a collaboration.  Here it is:


Sometimes Chino XL is too ill for words.  The man has great control over the microphone and it shows in every one of his sixteen-thousand-bar verses.  If he rhymed over production like this all the time, there is no doubt in my mind he would have released a classic album by now.  Although that jacked bastard would probably fuck me up for not saying he already has a classic under his belt with Here to Save You All.

Moving on.  Sean Price’s verse comes second.  It really pays having such low expectations for P these days because every now and again he’ll hit the booth with dope verse that isn’t laced with drug references and loaded with fillers.  I also thought it was funny that Sean shamelessly admits to spitting random shit just to fit his rhyme scheme.

Most of you already know how I think Killah Priest, who finishes off the song, is a beast (<— Ruck has my back on this one), so it should come as no surprise how I think a claim such as “the fact is I got this rap shit mastered” coming out of Priest’s mouth is totally justified.  And, to be honest, the tad of music-snob in me questions your judgment of hip-hop music if you disagree.

Let me know what you think.

Hakuna matata.

7 Crowns of God

Killah Priest could roll out of bed and rap about his morning routine and still manage to be nicer on the mic than 99% of emcees in existence.  This video, “7 Crowns of God,” is the lead single off of his newest LP (his second this year) Elizabeth.

Also.  Priest will be coming to Providence next Sunday, the 25th, to perform at Jerkys (check the flyer) and hold the ground down like gravity.  Hopefully he’ll do a full set this time around in RI — when I saw him last at Century Lounge (in like ’01), someone rolling with Jinsu beat the shit out of a guy in the crowd and Priest bounced after like two songs.

TECB’s Year in Hip-Hop: The best, worst, overrated, underappreciated, surprises, and disappointments of 2008

dusty 45's

The Best of 2008:

1.) j.DePina – Dusty 45′s: I listened to this joint over and over again just to see if I would ever get sick of it, and it hasn’t happened yet. Honestly, I don’t think it will ever happen. This may be my favorite instrumental album…ever—but that’s coming from someone who thinks Donuts is one of the more overrated albums of all time. Regardless, this album knocks from beginning to end, and I truly believe this year hasn’t seen a better release from any (yes, any) other artist. It’s the 401, gettin’ it done.  If you missed this, download it here.
2.) Look Daggers – Suffer in Style: Everything I look for in an album is delivered here by 2Mex (of Visionaries) and Ikey Owens (of The Mars Volta) on this LP: originality and genre-bending creativity, blended with cohesiveness and consistency. Over the past couple years, 2Mex has slowly become one of my favorite emcees. Check for more about him in our “If you don’t know, now you know” section in the near future.
3.) Qwel & Kip Killagain – The New Wine: Qwel is pretty much my favorite emcee. Aside from the fact that he has the most ridiculous and mind-scrambling rhyme patterns, the best thing about Qwel is that he chooses to make his albums while working with only one producer. I can’t stress enough how much record’s benefit from this, and why more artists don’t do this is beyond me. So, needless to say, The New Wine is nice. Not Qwel’s best, but still very nice.
4.) Elzhi – Euro Pass: For me, there’s no question that Euro Pass, Elzhi’s mixtape from early 2008, is better than his studio LP, The Preface, that came later in the year. The clever narratives and intricate rhyme reciting heard from Elzhi on Euro Pass matches up perfectly with the production from Black Milk (probably his best to date), T3, and DJ Dez among others. There isn’t a single cold spot to be found on this entire CD.
5.) Invincible – Shapeshifters: Ever since I heard this girl kick rhymes on Eddie Ill & DL, I’ve been a huge fan. I’m really in awe as to how Invincible put together such an incredible debut LP: her rhymes are always on point, and her production selection couldn’t have been much better. I’m anticipating a strong sophomore LP within the next couple years.

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